DIG SOME HOLES. PLANT THAT THING YOU BOUGHT WITH NO LABEL. • WATER THE BLOODY LEMON TREE. • YUCCAS DO SUCK. RANT DOES NOT AGREE. • MULCH IS YOUR BEST MATE. • WATCH OUT FOR ZOMBIE PLANTS. • JUST BRING A HOSE. WIGGO HANDLES THE REST. DON'T PANIC. •
Roots and Rants

WANTED: GARDENERS WITH BIG HEARTS AND QUESTIONABLE MEMORIES.

This isn't a gardening app. It's the wellbeing day you've been meaning to take all year. Cheaper than therapy with way more vitamin D, it's a license to get some dirt under your fingernails and tend to your plants... mostly because your lemon tree is currently having a mid-life crisis and threatening to leave you for a better place.

Roots, the character, keeping an eye on your garden chaos

CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE? HERE'S A SNEAK PEEK AT THE GOOD STUFF.

Digby character

DIGBY

It's amazing she agreed to this, aphid murder is a fulltime gig. Design is her happy place, here to support the visual thinkers. Digby stops you from planting a giant gum tree three inches from your back door.

Wiggo character

WIGGO

Has your back when the proverbial hits the fan. Wiggo has seen some stuff, for a cool head when the $100 plant you just bought is looking peachy there's no other worm I'd be calling.

Rant character

RANT

Has opinions. Enough said really. Also good at picking a friend from a foe - don't tell him you're pulling out a Yucca though, he'll tell all his other Yucca mates and you'll never hear the end of it. They are everywhere.

Roots character

ROOTS

Nothing like an actual root to keep you grounded. Here for moral support and general carrot related relatability. He built the deck so you can connect with actual humanos when carrot advice doesn't hit the mulch.

DON'T FRET. WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

Think you're bad at this? So is everyone else, with the exception of the Gardening Australia crew of course.

  • That toxic zombie weed plant you dug out half the garden for that just keeps coming back. Yep been there.
  • The mint patch that has now successfully invaded the neighbour's lounge room. Done that.
  • Spending $150 on organic soil to grow one $2 head of lettuce. That's just a Tuesday.

HELP IS ON THE WAY

We're currently prepping the soil and pixelling the pixels. Expect the sprouts to emerge soon. We'll be in touch.

Wiggo looking genuinely horrified at your garden chaos

"Oh dear. What happened out here?"