This isn't a gardening app. It's the wellbeing day you've been meaning to take all year. Cheaper than therapy with way more vitamin D, it's a license to get some dirt under your fingernails and tend to your plants... mostly because your lemon tree is currently having a mid-life crisis and threatening to leave you for a better place.
It's amazing she agreed to this, aphid murder is a fulltime gig. Design is her happy place, here to support the visual thinkers. Digby stops you from planting a giant gum tree three inches from your back door.
Has your back when the proverbial hits the fan. Wiggo has seen some stuff, for a cool head when the $100 plant you just bought is looking peachy there's no other worm I'd be calling.
Has opinions. Enough said really. Also good at picking a friend from a foe - don't tell him you're pulling out a Yucca though, he'll tell all his other Yucca mates and you'll never hear the end of it. They are everywhere.
Nothing like an actual root to keep you grounded. Here for moral support and general carrot related relatability. He built the deck so you can connect with actual humanos when carrot advice doesn't hit the mulch.
Think you're bad at this? So is everyone else, with the exception of the Gardening Australia crew of course.
We're currently prepping the soil and pixelling the pixels. Expect the sprouts to emerge soon. We'll be in touch.
"Oh dear. What happened out here?"